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Part 2 in the #lindorabble series with the tweet feed for the big day!






Radio Surrey FM (@RadioSurrey): Unconfirmed sources claim #lordashbourne is to supervise security at #stmaryshospital once the Duchess arrives. #royalbabywait

Radio Surrey FM (@RadioSurrey): Stay tuned for a live report on this and other rumours with our own #MissWoodhouse! #royalbabywait

Kitty Benton (@KittyCat): Was on my way home from the night shift when the weirdest thing happened.

Kitty Benton (@KittyCat): Was just inside Paddington Station when I got tackled by this running guy.

Kitty Benton (@KittyCat): He helped me to my feet and pick up my stuff & I noticed it was #lordashbourne!!!

Kitty Benton (@KittyCat): I guess that means it's really starting now! #royalbabywait

Lizzy Bennet (@LizzyBee): #lindorabble: 999! For real this time! #royalbabywait

Caroline Bingley (@CarolineB.): She had to do it this early, hadn‘t she? On my way now. #royalbabywait

Kitty Benton (@KittyCat): OMG I think I accidentally pocketed #lordashbourne's phone!!! #wtfdoidonow

Henry Tilney (@whatahenry): 5 quid say it‘s here before lunch! #lindorabble #royalbabywait

Lizzy Bennet (@LizzyBee): @whatahenry 5 quid say you‘re buying lunch for all of us today.

Kitty Benton (@KittyCat): Do you think they'll let me inside the hospital if I tell them why?

Kitty Benton (@KittyCat): On my way back to #stmaryshospital hoping to find #lordashbourne.

Lydia Benton (@lydiapartyqueen): OMG @KittyCat SMARTEST MOVE EVER!! #girlsgonewild

Kitty Benton (@KittyCat): @lydiapartyqueen It was no move, I swear!!

Lydia Benton (@lydiapartyqueen): @KittyCat la la la can‘t hear you

Kitty Benton (@KittyCat): WHAT DO I DO NOW???

Kitty Benton (@KittyCat): Anybody know someone in #stmaryshospital???

H. Fitzwilliam (@AshFitz): Anybody seen my phone?

H. Fitzwilliam (@AshFitz): Pretty sure I had it this morning when I left.

H. Fitzwilliam (@AshFitz): Although I did have to leave rather hurriedly.

Lizzy Bennet (@LizzyBee): check this out #lindorabble: Fran at #mansfieldbakery has created a milkshake just for us! #royalbabywait

Lizzy Bennet (@LizzyBee): Coconut sundae and it‘s soooo good!! #mansfieldbakery

Annabelle Carlon (@crazycatlady): Gawd, @AshFitz, not again. #brothersgah

Lizzy Bennet (@LizzyBee): @whatahenry looks like you owe me five quid and us all lunch

F. William Darcy (@thebarracuda): @whatahenry I‘ll have Wensleydale on rye.

Annabelle Carlon (@crazycatlady): @AshFitz Where are you anyway???

H. Fitzwilliam (@AshFitz): @crazycatlady Not allowed to disclose that.

Lucy Steele (@juicylucy): #capricorn or #leo??? Can’t stand the tension!! #royalbabywait

Annabelle Carlon (@crazycatlady): @AshFitz Yeah, it‘s not as if we were, I don‘t know, related or anything. Go ahead, be secretive. #likestopout

Lizzy Bennet (@LizzyBee): Want to try my milkshake @thebarracuda?

Richard Fitzwilliam (@ColStudmuffin): @crazycatlady Check the news and you‘ll know where he is.

H. Fitzwilliam (@AshFitz): @ColStudmuffin Not at liberty to comment on that.

Richard Fitzwilliam (@ColStudmuffin): @AshFitz What are you tweeting from anyway? Stole a nurse‘s phone? #iknowwhereyouare

Kate Morland (@KateausHamburg): I’m going to go to #buckinghampalace. Editor wants me to get a feel of the crowds. #royalbabywait

Kate Morland (@KateausHamburg): Can’t believe I’ll miss lunch with the #lindorabble when @whatahenry is paying.

Kitty Benton (@KittyCat): Scary security guard said they can‘t let me in without ID.

Kitty Benton (@KittyCat): Also wouldn‘t take the phone and give it to #lordashbourne.

Kitty Benton (@KittyCat): Seemed to think it was a bomb.

Annabelle Carlon (@crazycatlady): @AshFitz @ColStudmuffin Just checked the news and now I see what you mean. #iknowwhereyouare

Annabelle Carlon (@crazycatlady): @AshFitz does that mean you‘re a babysitter now? #iknowwhereyouare

Richard Fitzwilliam (@ColStudmuffin): @AshFitz do we have to call you Nanny Fitzwilliam now? #iknowwhereyouare

H. Fitzwilliam (@AshFitz): @ColStudmuffin @crazycatlady At least people trust me with responsibility.

Henry Tilney (@whatahenry): @KateausHamburg I feel your pain! Everybody needs a bit of Henry!

Henry Tilney (@whatahenry): @KateausHamburg Want to have dinner instead when it’s all over?

H. Fitzwilliam (@AshFitz): Can we please get back to the matter of my missing phone!

Kitty Benton (@KittyCat): OMG I just used bomb in a tweet.

Kitty Benton (@KittyCat): Oh hell I‘m blowing this up royally.

Kate Morland (@KateausHamburg): @whatahenry I would love to!

Frederick Fitzwilliam (@lordfreddy): @AshFitz dude, just call it from whatever phone you‘ve appropriated. #iknowwhereyouare

Frederick Fitzwilliam (@lordfreddy): @AshFitz that is if you can remember your number. #iknowwhereyouare

Kitty Benton (@KittyCat): OMG #lordashbourne‘s phone is ringing!!!!

Kitty Benton (@KittyCat): CALLER ID SAYS CAMBRIDGE!

Kitty Benton (@KittyCat): I CAN‘T ANSWER THAT!!!!

Kitty Benton (@KittyCat): WHAT DO I DO NOW???

Lucy Steele (@juicylucy): Wills is a #leo … good omen or bad? #royalbabywait

H. Fitzwilliam (@AshFitz): Whoever has my phone … could you please answer??

H. Fitzwilliam (@AshFitz): I need my phone!

Annabelle Carlon (@crazycatlady): @AshFitz yeah because you’ve got a game of Words with Friends to lose. #iknowwhereyouare

Annabelle Carlon (@crazycatlady): Boring much, is it? #iknowwhereyouare

Annabelle Carlon (@crazycatlady): @AshFitz you could at least let your sister know what is going on #iknowwhereyouare

H. Fitzwilliam (@AshFitz): @crazycatlady I’m not going to deign your fishing for a confirmation of my location with an answer.

Kate Morland (@KateausHamburg): OMG so cute!! The queen just drove past us & I caught a glimpse of the corgis!!!

Kate Morland (@KateausHamburg): Poor things though to be cooped up in a car in this heat.

Kate Morland (@KateausHamburg): But I guess she has A/C in the limo …

Anne Elliot (@ACElliot): Calling it now … nothing’s going to happen tonight #royalbabywait

Elinor Dashwood-Ferrars (@EDashwood): Maybe nothing’s happening inside … but at least @CaptainFred is back with the #lindorabble!

Lizzy Bennet (@LizzyBee): Welcome back, @CaptainFred! #royalbabywait #lindorabble

Emma Woodhouse (@AskMissWoodhouse): @ACElliot @LizzyBee @CarolineB. @whatahenry @EDashwood Got a favour to ask of you.

Emma Woodhouse (@AskMissWoodhouse): @ACElliot @LizzyBee @CarolineB. @whatahenry @EDashwood I need someone to interview in half an hour.

Lizzy Bennet (@LizzyBee): @AskMissWoodhouse you already interviewed me last Wednesday.

Caroline Bingley (@CarolineB.): @AskMissWoodhouse No can do, I’ve got a deadline.

Emma Woodhouse (@AskMissWoodhouse): @ACElliot @whatahenry @EDashwood Please say you’ll do it. Just one statement. Just say how the waiting’s eating your nerves.

Kitty Benton (@KittyCat): #lordashbourne’s phone won’t stop ringing!!

Kitty Benton (@KittyCat): What do I do now??

Kitty Benton (@KittyCat): Should I just bring it to the police??

Kitty Benton (@KittyCat): But it looks like it might have sensitive information on it!!!

Kitty Benton (@Kitty Cat): Who can I trust???

Radio Surrey FM (@RadioSurrey): Next on Radio Surrey, our own #MissWoodhouse will speak to @ACElliot about why sometimes waiting is well worth it! Stay tuned!

H. Fitzwilliam (@AshFitz): Whoever has my phone … please return it!!

H. Fitzwilliam (@AshFitz): Look, whoever you are, I’ll be honest … there is some data on that phone I’d rather not lose.

H. Fitzwilliam (@AshFitz): I’ll make it worth your while if you return it.

Richard Fitzwilliam (@ColStudmuffin): @AshFitz You must be missing Farmville really badly. #iknowwhereyouare

Richard Fitzwilliam (@ColStudmuffin): @AshFitz Can’t you ask the doctors for a prognosis on how much longer it’s going to take? #iknowwhereyouare

Frederick Fitzwilliam (@lordfreddy): @AshFitz Relax, dude. I’m sure your employer will spring for a new phone. #iknowwhereyouare

H. Fitzwilliam (@AshFitz): @ColStudmuffin @lordfreddy Just shut it.

George Knightley (@GKnightley): @AskMissWoodhouse that was absolutely brilliant. Poignant feature on such a bland topic.

George Knightley (@GKnightley): @AskMissWoodhouse where did you find that girl? I suppose you recruited a friend again but she was absolutely believable.

Kitty Benton (@KittyCat): Maybe I should just destroy the phone … that way at least I wouldn’t accidentally leak data.

Kitty Benton (@KittyCat): Or should I answer the phonecalls??? But I suppose nobody is to know that he lost his phone!!!

Elinor Dashwood-Ferrars (@EDashwood): … what is going on? #lindorabble

Caroline Bingley (@CarolineB.): … did you have any idea about this? #lindorabble

Lizzy Bennet (@LizzyBee): … not me!!! #lindorabble

Henry Tilney (@whatahenry): … *speechless* #lindorabble

Emma Woodhouse (@AskMissWoodhouse): OMG @ACElliot and @CaptainFred??? That one I did not see coming!!

William Collins (@WilliamCollinsEsq): @KittyCat I believe I have information that could be helpful for you

William Collins (@WilliamCollinsEsq): @KittyCat You may remember we were introduced during our time spent on the #royalbabywait

F. William Darcy (@thebarracuda): @LizzyBee What did I miss??

William Collins (@WilliamCollinsEsq): @KittyCat I have been following your tweets and have learnt about your predicament

William Collins (@WilliamCollinsEsq): @KittyCat As a close friend of the #royalfamily I make it a point to know the personal accounts of all the members of the Royal Household

F. William Darcy (@thebarracuda): @LizzyBee I was only gone for five minutes to get milkshakes!

F. William Darcy (@thebarracuda): @LizzyBee What is everyone so excited about?

F. William Darcy (@thebarracuda): @LizzyBee Also, do you want to try my milkshake?

William Collins (@WilliamCollinsEsq): @KittyCat I believe you will be able to reach The Viscount Ashbourne under @AshFitz

Kitty Benton (@KittyCat): Okay this is getting creepy ...

Kitty Benton (@KittyCat): But I suppose trying can’t hurt …

Kitty Benton (@KittyCat): @AshFitz please don’t think I’m blackmailing you but I have your phone and would like to return it.

Kitty Benton (@KittyCat): @AshFitz I know you’re in the hospital

Kitty Benton (@KittyCat): @AshFitz I’m outside but they wouldn’t let me in

Kitty Benton (@KittyCat): @AshFitz How can I reach you?

H. Fitzwilliam (@AshFitz): @KittyCat If I call my phone again will you please answer it?

Kitty Benton (@KittyCat): @AshFitz That was you???

H. Fitzwilliam (@AshFitz): Please just answer the phone!

H. Fitzwilliam (@AshFitz): @KittyCat Sorry can’t meet you just now … things are getting busy. I expect you will find out soon.

H. Fitzwilliam (@AshFitz): @KittyCat You did not hear that from me.

H. Fitzwilliam (@AshFitz): @KittyCat Just hang on to that phone. I’ll contact you afterwards.

Kitty Benton (@KittyCat): This is getting surreal …

Kitty Benton (@KittyCat): I think I need to sit down.

Kitty Benton (@KittyCat): Maybe have a milkshake at #mansfieldbakery

Radio Surrey FM (@RadioSurrey): Breaking news: It’s a boy! Our own #MissWoodhouse will report live in five. Stay tuned!

Annabelle Carlon (@crazycatlady): @AshFitz Did you see him yet??? #iknowwhereyouare

Richard Fitzwilliam (@ColStudmuffin): @AshFitz I just saw you on tv, you can just as well admit you were there. #iknowwhereyouare

Frederick Fitzwilliam (@lordfreddy): @AshFitz Want to go phone shopping laters now that it’s over? #iknowwhereyouare

H. Fitzwilliam (@AshFitz): You know what? I’m out of here. I’ll just return this phone to its owner and then go and grab a milkshake.
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